are you sitting comfortably?

are you sitting comfortably? Then I’ll begin
once upon a time…
Picture by: Random-Monkey. Caption by: Feel-Good via Loldog Builder
Cats are fighting A Day Without Cats with a site of sleeping kittens — gross! Do not click on Dreaming of Kittens!



iz ready
*sits nekst 2 paula*
me toes!
*sits nekst 2 paula ‘n’ siobhan*
I’m reddy 2 uncle Joe!
Is it the stowy about the brave goggie fights the evil kittehs?
Yesh! One of my favorites
Maybe the brave dog fights the evil kitties, but the kitties always wins. Its the Ceiling Cat Law of the Universe. One of His 37 Commandments. Cats Win. Dog may survive at kitty’s discretion.
But uncle Joe always tells us the stowy so that the goggies win!
Cause Uncle Joe is the bestest uncle you can have.
He may be the bestest uncle, but he is known to tell falsehoods in his stories concerning dogs.
Ai think you be telling the false stowies, cats just alwayz say them are soo tuff but in really them is weak, we just always getz scared about what they say!
Doez book haz kissing? I hate kissing…
I hopes he’s readin ‘The Printsess Bryde’ agin, I lub dat storie.
Me too ! “Hello my name is indigo montoya – you killed my father , prepare to die ! hahahaha too bad i have it on vhs and only have dvd player..
hey goggies! ninja kitteh infiltraytes you. aifinkso.
“Ethel the Aardvark Goes Quantity Surveying?”
ai kud listen to doggeh awl dai
“Listen with Mother”?…… That was a long, long time ago.
Oh memories — “Listen with Mother?” I am that old.
Interesting! I’d heard the “Are you sitting comfortably?” line in Michael Flanders’ introduction to the
Flanders/Swann version of “Greensleeves” on the “At the drop of a Hat” album (1959) but, being from the USA, I didn’t realize he was quoting a famous line from “Listen with Mother” ! No wonder the audience chuckled. Thanks, people!
zomg I remembers this. “Are you sitting comfortably? Then we can begin.” Also used as the intro to Canadian rock band Platinum Blonde’s 80s hit song, “It Doesn’t Really Matter”.
“There was a wolf. A big wolf. A BAD wolf. A big, bad wolf – get the picture?”
I love Christopher Walken’s “Three Little Pigs”
+1
Seems like no one’s got the reference.
…looks like falco from neverending story.
U meanz Falkor, silleh!
Chapter One: The Bride.
Anyone read ‘Magic Kingdom for Sale: Sold’?
…It reminds me of that
he looks too much like columbo granddoggy, its the princess bride!
Seems there’s some slight confusion among a few of you….this is definitely a Princess Bride reference (the movie, not the book), as this goggie looks JUST like Peter Falk in the movie, when he was reading the book to Fred Savage (his “grandson”)…see here: http://www.chroniclebooks.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/princessbride.jpg
/nerd
Interesting! I’ll grant you the Falk resemblance. But the theory that this is a PB reference would be more plausible if Falk’s character said anything like “Are you sitting comfortably? Then I’ll begin” in the movie. But I don’t think he does. Whereas this caption is pretty much word-for-word the same as the opening of the “Listen with Mother” shows. (Has anybody asked Feel-Good just what he was referencing?? OBTW, congrats to Feel-Good for the front-page Lol appearance!)