I tellz him and I tellz him, you gunna has to run faster dan dat

I tellz him and I tellz him, you gunna has to run faster dan dat, UPS guy! Duz he listen? I tink it is cleer to see he duz not.
wut u gonna do wif teh mailman?
Picture by: hahahhi. Caption by: Holly via Loldog Builder



That UPS guy has — er, had — a very shapely leg. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Silky smooth and shapely, but no nail polish.
Off to bury the evidence in the backyard.
A lesson all UPS persons should heed! Err, heel?
So toned and smooth
UPS purrson sez “itz onlee a flesh wuund!”
*snort* Purrfect.
Guess Fed Ex ground IS faster.
Wonder why the UPS guy has feet frozen into “high heel” position. Must have an interesting hobby or two on days off.
I tole him, stop bringin the truk dat makes the noise! An stop bringin big boxes to our house! But did he lissen? Nopes!
mai goggie haetz da fedex man, but iz ok wid da ups guy an da usps. wonder y dat iz… she wood liek 2 dew dat to mr. fedex…
Best LOLDogs picture and caption EVER!
And do they let us VOTE on it? Where do we vote?
Sadly, dey do not.
I think “UPS Woman” or “Mail Woman” would be better suited as that is obviously a female leg.