Okay. Let’s try this again.

Okay. Let’s try this again. You said to pee on the paper. The paper was in your lap.
When I went on it, you yelled at me. Can we reopen the lines of communications here?
dis peeing fing iz complicated.
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he es wheeel wheeel sowwy! you forgivez now k? thxbai!
I’m siden wiff da pup!!!! Naught his fault the hoomin be all confused. May be nex time da hoomin can giv smarterer instructions:)
Mai goggie acksually did dat once! He had just bin to da v-e-t for nootering, so he was on payne pills, and mai auntie wuz reedin da paper, so he climbed up in her lap 2 pee. It wuz yucky, but fourtunatlee auntie haz gud sens of humor.
Ok puppy how dis,
U can pee ouside
When paper is on floor? What is dis noo rule?
This is what???