I removed teh tag

I removed teh tag, teh “Do Not Remove” tag Muh Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
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I removed teh tag, teh “Do Not Remove” tag Muh Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
picture: dunno source, via our loldog builder. lol caption: Greybeard55
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Ur supposed tu sit on teh cowch nawt in it.
Goggie getz a confused wif teh prepositions.
The couch is crazier than the dog
Removed the tag?? We will come visit you in Sing Sing, doggie.
Ebil puppeh iz… ebil! (Butt kyoot)
Badass puppy!
O noze!
*knock knock* Tag Removal Enforcement Squad, open the door! You in big trouble goggie!
Him dun care. Him’s cwaaaaazy.
im in ur sofa
trigguring a federal investigashun
win!
though, if you actually read the tag, it says that the tag is not to be removed “…except by the consumer.” In other words, the real purpose of the label is so that shoppers in a store can have an accurate label for the materials in the furniture. I guess maybe one time in the distant past salesmen would lie about the quality of the materials and so someone passed a law that salesmen can’t remove the label and therefore obscure the materials disclosure.
Once you buy the furniture, though, you can do whatever the hell you want with that label. I’ve torn off a few in my time, and I know I’m not going to jail for it, ’cause it was my furniture.
That’s true today, but the text used to imply a general prohibition before the wording was clarified.
OMG!! Da teg haz come backs 2 git u’s!! Luk biside u!
I totally want a dog like that.
he looks like the joker
“why so serious?”
Oh noes da couch iz the tag nommin groggie
:O
yer gonna go 2 jail