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Laparottiemy
lap.a.rot.ee.mee:
The trick procedure of removing a rottweiler from your lap when he wants to be there.
goggies r nivver 2 big 2 sit in hoominz lap.
picture: dunno source, via our loldog builder. lol caption: mikebrow
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Don’t even try. They can increase their specific gravity at will.
WIN for Q. XD
A friend of mine has a rottweiler called Meg and removing her from your lap is virtually impossible. It’s like trying to lift deadweight :-O :-S
I sometimes have a similar problem with my doberman.
Me with my boxer
Rotties are like male deep sea anglerfish in this respect.
Except not nearly as parasitic. And much cuter.
I’m glad I’m not the only biology/zoology nerd floating around here, though. =)
But then, why would you want to?
Because your legs would soon fall asleep otherwise?
Ai iz lap goggie!
Doggeh is fighting the negative stereotypes.
Not to sound like a dork, but the removal of rottie from said lap isn’t a laparottiemy….
it’d be a:LAPAROTTIECTOMY
Sorry for being a Veterinary School nerd, but I loved this picture.
The original would just be an incision between your lap and the rottie, but not an actual removal.
:-X
Goggie is hammin’ it up! LOL
booteeful!
DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME!!
[Dis messig payd fur by de RLS (Rottie Lap Sosighety)]
I love posts like this, when I can see a Rottie in a loving position instead of with a thug on the other end of its chain.
Yes totally. My Rottie Jake is such a big loving coward. He runs away from plastic bags in the street and constantly wants hugs and kisses. He’s sitting next to me as we speak with his head on my lap even though I’m on the computer!
if u iz rottie den u iz all liek “DON U COME NEAR ME OR ELS!!! I IZ GON KILL U IF U COMZ IN MY YARDZ!!!!!!! no seriously u iz mai best frend. u dig a hole and then i bark at u, then we trade places, then we go insied and eat fudz an slep for long tiem.”