Duke checked the instructions again

Duke checked the instructions again, and swore softly.
IKEA must be Swedish for “good luck finding the six
screws in the illustration, sucker” he thought.
u shud git stuff dat u nawt haz 2 assembel.
picture: dunno source, via our loldog builder. lol caption: ganwil



Opposable thumbs might help.
The real problem is that the screws are color coded.
naow ahll neber finish mai hawt dawg cookin masheen
yup, Duke, that’s what it means…and yer doin’ a mighty fine job of supervisin’ yer hooman…Ming sez never to take yer eyz off ‘em…they’ll go an looz more than a screw if ya do.
I like to think of the dog sitting in a swivel chair, in his single room apartment, trying to put together a discount bookshelf on a lonely Saturday night…
Ouch… sounds like me for the past month. At least I’ve had Oxford the Siamese Cat to supervise/keep me company.
Duke can just go back to IKEA and buy the extra screws from the Extra Screws Bin that they have.
The point is that you have to go all the way back to IKEA AND pay for additional screws when you should’ve got them in the first place. Oh, was I supposed to write that in LOLspeak?
I am SO happy to see a caption not in “lolz speak”– sooo annoying, especially when all of the COMMENTS are written like that.
I bet you gripe about people speaking French in Paris, too, don’t you?
U haz to put da Ingespordesblad in da Hundiblikto or sumfin…
Hope dis helpz!
Wow, installin bookshelbz is hard
argh!!!! why hav people stopped writing captions in lolspeak!!!!
hooman english is NOT FUNNY!
as if sweds are mean? maybe we r more clever than u guys ^^ i manage to build an IKEA shelf easy as hell^^ with all the screws^^
Dis remindz me of Ikea eksperientz I rote abowt last yr. Clicky on name link to rede.
det e ju fan sant…