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Welcome mat. Security System. Booby Trap. At your service.
goggies jus lurv 2 blok teh door.
picture: dunno source, via our loldog builder. lol caption: anbarber
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Welcome mat. Security System. Booby Trap. At your service.
goggies jus lurv 2 blok teh door.
picture: dunno source, via our loldog builder. lol caption: anbarber
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
Multi-tasking, I iz doin it.
…And speed bump, don’t forget speed bump.
Put paint on feet and can do faux finish on walls and doors.
Don’t go don’t go don’t go!!
Not until u gimme milkbones.
i predict comic “loony-tunes type” human falling
(ie. opens door, trips over goggie, stumbles through house tying to regain balence breaking EVERYTHING in their path and then ends up flat on back with goggie and maby cat(if they have one) looking down at them)
…And vacuum. Footwarmer. Furniture tester. Toddler jungle-gym…
Gardener. Paperboy. Personal Trainer. And don’t forget Alarmclock!