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MOOSES HAZ PUPPEHS?!
or maybe goggies haz mooses
either way mooses give me terror *shivers* those horrible feet! *wonders if she will be shunned for not using incomprehensible lolspeak*
SHUN the non beleiver! SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
Uh, iz dis a deer? A cat? Whut?
Eye fought iz wuz a donkee not second. But kinda luks lyke a moose.
u thought it waz a dunkey!?!? bebbeh dunkey nawt haz cantaloupe legs
Wuz onlee fur a secont. Dint luk at leggz. Juss lukeded at faze.
Iz Møøse. Teh noez gibs it awai.
A Møøse once bit my sister …
.
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse
with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given
her by Svenge – her brother-in-law – an Oslo dentist and
star of many Norwegian møvies: “The Høt Hands of an Oslo
Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge Mølars of Horst
Nordfink”.
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…
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Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti…
Was it a chocololate Moose?
The entire comment writing staff has been fired!!
Møøse trained by TUTTE HERMSGERVORDENBROTBORDA
Special Møøse Effects OLAF PROT
Møøse Costumes SIGGI CHURCHILL
Møøse Choreographed by HORST PROT III
Miss Taylor’s Møøses by HENGST DOUGLAS-HOME
Møøse trained to mix
concrete and sign com-
plicated insurance
forms by JURGEN WIGG
Møøses’ noses wiped by BJORN IRKESTOM-SLATER WALKER
Large møøse on the left
half side of the screen
in the third scene from
the end, given a thorough
grounding in Latin,
French and “O” Level
Geography by BO BENN
Suggestive poses for the
Møøse suggested by VIC ROTTER
Antler-care by LIV THATCHER
The directors of the firm hired to
continue the credits after the other people had been sacked, wish it to
be known that they have just been sacked.
The credits have been completed in an entirely different style at great
expense and at the last minute.
Executive Producer
JOHN GOLDSTONE & “RALPH” The Wonder Llama
Producer
MARK FORSTATER
Assisted By
EARL J. LLAMA
MILT Q. LLAMA III
SY LLAMA
MERLE Z. LLAMA IX
Directed By
40 SPECIALLY TRAINED
ECUADORIAN MOUNTAIN LLAMAS
6 VENEZUELAN RED LLAMAS
142 MEXICAN WHOOPING LLAMAS
14 NORTH CHILEAN GUANACOS
(CLOSELY RELATED TO THE LLAMA)
REG LLAMA OF BRIXTON
76000 BATTERY LLAMAS
FROM “LLAMA-FRESH” FARMS LTD. NEAR PARAGUAY
and
TERRY GILLIAM & TERRY JONES
Dan has been sacked!
Doez reezbunzible fer sacking Dan haz been zacked
Left over frum Crismoose.
bebbeh mooze iz all up in ur stuff, stealzin’ teh cute
….i surrisly thot it wuz kangieroo…
MINI DONKEY. I thought these only existed in anime.
Wyz a moos in da howse?
Waiting for a muffin.
Win!
Mooselet! Mooseling! Wee Moosey!
He’s not the Moosiah, He’s a very naughty boy.
moosen! i sqw a flock of moosen there many of em, much moosen out in the woods in woodsen
I love Brian Regan
Looks like a mule deer calf to me. Too small to be a moose calf.
It’s a baby moose.
Plenty of them in Alaska.
Aw look at the bebe! I am quite sure it’s not a mule deer ‘fawn’ as it is not spotty and babies of that age would be spotted ^_^ Nor is it a donkey though either, ya sillies.
Iz moose or caribou?
iz Caribou-Moosaroo
Its not a moose, its way too small. Moose weigh over 200 pounds at birth.
“Newborn female moose averaged 16.3 kg (SD = 2.77 kg, range = 12.4-21.3 kg, n = 10). ” (That’s about 35 pounds.)
Keech, et al, 1999. Effects of birth weight on growth of young moose: do low-weight neonates compensate? Alces http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_hb006/is_1999_Wntr/ai_n28756700/pg_1?tag=content;col1
Is nots be beleevings evertings on Wikipedia. Primary Source = ftw.
“Newborn female moose averaged 16.3 kg (SD = 2.77 kg, range = 12.4-21.3 kg, n = 10). ” (That’s about 35 pounds)
I tried to post a link to the article but it didnt post, probably caught by spam filter. Source citation is:
Keech, et al. 1999. Effects of birth weight on growth of young moose: do low-weight neonates compensate? Alces
Wikipedia = dubious. Primary source = ftw.
Owch!
Dat’s a moose! only moose haz a noze like dat!
its obviously a donkey/moose/riendeer/horse/beaver/Math Teacher
Tom has been sacked!
(And re-hired by Snopes)
is prfecly good moose
Ders a moose loose aboot de hoose!
it’s the chupacabra
It looks like a cross between a deer and a kangaroo.
I stink it looks lyke camel.
No humpity, no camel toes, no way Joe Camel. Dark circle rownd eye sayz I’m a moosseh.
Its the Moose with the loose poops
Some sort of deer or something…