Oh. My. God.

Oh. My. God.
but u haz a fatal attraction wif chokolat.
picture: dunno source, via our loldog builder. lol caption: proxy318
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Oh. My. God.
but u haz a fatal attraction wif chokolat.
picture: dunno source, via our loldog builder. lol caption: proxy318
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
Din’t I say milk boans, not milk choklit?! Chocklit for hoomans, evrybuddy knoes dat!
Yeah…
No, no, puppies. I’ll bake you pumpkin-molasses treats instead (wonder what I’ll do with the chocolate?).
Donate to peoples who has no food!
OK, I’ll carry them to the food bank for you…
Ahem! Speaking as the hooman who will bake the replacement, healthy treats, I will take the chocolate to the food bank. Most of them will get there….
wut? lol
ahahahha the expression on his face is priceless!
Beautiful husky (malamute?) too! :3
Reminds me a lot of my old dog Keno, an Alaskan malamute. He actually did once eat an entire hershey’s bar (wrapper and all).
My Keeshond once ate a pound of cholocate fudge and half a pound of peanut butter fudge. I have no idea why he didn’t die on the spot.
I came home to find one of my small dogs had somehow gotten up high, and stolen most of a 1 LB baking chocolate bar. (This was before all the ‘toxic’ info went public)
I looked at her angrily saying, “Kelly, I hope you’re sick for two days, you goofy mutt!”(Purebred show poodle)
She paid me back by having diarrhea on the carpet the size of a dinner plate when we woke up the next morning.
Not sure what offended her the most, the sick part, or me calling her a mutt!
Milk Chocolate probably won’t actually kill a dog. It’s the dark chocolate that gets them. They do poop like crazy after eating it though, lol.
poor puppies, can’t have chocolate. my first christmas i got a cocker spaniel, he ate 2 lbs of fudge. he was a sick lil goggie.
was he ok??!!
Nawt for goggies, goggie! DO NOT EAT. Sick sick sick. Nawt funz, I swearz.
ha! i lurv the googie’s expression!
he’s not looking at chocies he’s looking under the table. who knows whats happening down there.
(i choose not to post in lolspeak cause i can)
Du uz pizz on floorz besyde toylet becuz ur bad icite, or jus cuz u kan?
no im a sniper in that regard, dry floors all around
Ha ha, nice to see a picture I uploaded have a hilarious caption attached to it.
i tasted this chocolate, its horrible *bäh*
swiss chocolate FTW!!!
Cute picture, but don’t EVER give your dog chocolate, it can be poisonous for them! NEVER give them chewing gum either, no matter how cute it is in the old Donald Duck cartoons (the dog blowing bubble gum
)
Not ever gives your dog chocolate or gum! It be POISON for them! (serious)
Chocolate CAN be poison, but as long as its milk chocolate, the toxic dose is 2 oz. per kg. Which means even a teacup yorkie can steal a hershey kiss now and again and be okay.
Gum too is poison, but only sugarfree gum that contains xylatol (sp?).
Also, a small list to be added: raisins, onions, potato skins, garlic/garlic powder (in large quantities, because I know its in some dog products), tylenol (acetomenophen), ibuprofen, tomatoes, macademia nuts, and (of course) marijuana.
I work at an animal hospital, and know for a fact that most goggie owners don’t know about all the stuff that can be harmful for their beloved four-legged, furry kids
Daayumn…. *puts the marijuana & macademia nuts brownies away*
ITZ A KONSPYRATHY!!!
aren’t chocos lethal to dogs?
his face is the best part