I wuz going to wrap ur present

I wuz going to wrap ur present But I accidentally eeted it.
next tiem u can just leev mah present in mah slipperz.
picture: dunno source, via our loldog builder. lol caption: JMixx
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I wuz going to wrap ur present But I accidentally eeted it.
next tiem u can just leev mah present in mah slipperz.
picture: dunno source, via our loldog builder. lol caption: JMixx
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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ai had a nyce hawtdawg fer u, butt (hee hee) it woodent fit inteh box so ai jus nibbled teh endz a lil.
Den, teh ends waz uneven, so I nibbled teh otter end a liddle moar…and, well…u kno.
It waz a gyent milkbone
Wud’a made ur tummy bad
Dis is for de best
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Who could stay mad at a cute face like that? C’mere goggie and gib me a kiss.
I accidenty your present!
Is that DANGEROUS?!
Sowy…I juss a bebeh puppeh…I gots lots moar learnink to do.
so wen i realizd i can’t wert teh skissors,
i jus sed teh heck wif it
ai bet u maed cookyz, dincha goggie? and eated dem.
This goggie luks azackly like mai Rosie! Even gots teh liddle white patch on teh chin. I gottid her wen she was alreddy big, so this r so cool to see wut she mighta lukked like as a poopy!!