wez goin out fer hotdogz,

but iz happeh fangsgivings day! iznt we supposed 2 eat turkee? we wish awl of our hotdog frendz and der famiblies a very happeh fangsgivings day! lurv cheezburger and tofuburger
wez goin out fer hotdogz, u wan us to getchu sum?
maek sur u haz gud mannerz at dinner.
picture: dunno source, via our loldog builder. lol caption: madsci
Yes, pleez. I want sum ketchup on mine!
happeh fangsgivings day to uz 2 cheezburger and tofuburger!!!
Seffish hoomans wont shair dere turkee wif us, wii go getz chili-cheezdawgs insted!
Happee Fanksgibbon tew awl whoo r sillybratin it & a happee reglar dai tew thoze whoo r’nt!
These dogs are so cutttte. They can buy me a hotdog any day.
Also may i ask why u all talk like that?
Talk lik wat? Iz der somfing rong wif de wai we talk?
jus fer funz!
I wants kechup, musserd an don’t eet mah fryes befoar u get home!
Um, boyz? Ai’m nawt sure havin a dawg license iz de same ting as havin a driverz lic…. aw whut de hell. Get me a dubble chilidawg wif xtra unyuns!