Ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha! You’re not going to the vet to get “Tutored” !!
i thot mah hoomin said “park” nd nawt “vet”.
picture: anna. lol caption: Hueydoc
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Ha ha ha ha! You’re not going to the vet to get “Tutored” !!
i thot mah hoomin said “park” nd nawt “vet”.
picture: anna. lol caption: Hueydoc
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
lol, the cats face XD and first
Well he’ll certainly learn something.
Tings you do at teh Vet:
Ask da hoomans why iz here
Be scaered of teh waiten roomz
Coff a hairballz
D…
Dive unner de seats
Eat cotton ballz wen de v-e-t nawt lookin
Flee de joint
Keep barkin & barkin
L….
oops ah lose de sequence dere, reely, ah duz kno de alphybetz, hitz self wit “duh” stik
After flee de joint comez…..
Get a liver flabored lolipop
Hate hooman fer bringin u dere (onlee til u get home)
Icy cold table shiverz
Jump aroun liek a maniac
Keep barkin & barkin
L….
Lick hoomun’s hand2 tri and convins hoomun 2 tayk u hom
Mayk potti on da floor
Nom anyting yoo can get teef on
Oberheer da vet talk bout nooter (and run)
P…
P onna de floor cuz u r skared
Qwietly tri 2 tippy-paw owt de door
Run 2 de car wen u finally dun
S….
Snorgle ur human on da ride home
Teach de kitty to laff at u
Under teh gooshie food displai… HIDE!
Victim u is
W……
Wayte for teh rite moment to kill da v-e-t
Xpect da worss
Yap, an bark, an bite, an eet da cheetos of da guy nex to joo.
Zap ur hooman wit ur lazer eyez
Dog: “Shouldn’t laff. U next.”
Cat:
yep, meen kitteh 2 tawnt poor goggie, liddle duz him kno, hiz apperntment iz nezt weak!
but me think he will get schooled!
Gary Larson fan, are we?
hooz goggie dis iz? luks liek mien bot nebber seen anudder wun befoer.
*snoooooooooork* XD