lipstik on yer coller tole a tale on yoo-oo

Yu no com in this disko with that reedickushlee cloths.

you was wit the poodle nex door weren yew!

You cannea c it, but she r tappin her hind fut expectantlee…

Whoah! Need a cuppla drnxx affer teh wirks 2 fase dis fase at teh door!

An don’ fergit to wipe dose shose off, mister, i jest finished cleenin teh carpits.

an yr dinner iz cold

im jes sayin, he betters have a bone for awl her hard werk!!

Actually, my first thought on a caption was more like this:

“Sir, could you please turn down your music. It is very late and I have to make LOLz in the morning!”