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da zoom on da goggie mus b 147%
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The shop is so apparent…
Maybe, but Mastiffs are really BIG dogs…and Mean Girls can be really small, like 4′ 11” 80 pound style.
What’s a good tool to use to try to figure out if that pic is ’shopped?
How about just enjoying the photo? Mastiffs are huge. There’s no reason on earth to start claiming photoshop.
I’m pretty sure that my comments aren’t going through (but will likely appear later, sigh), and I suspect it’s because there are links included.
There was a discussion of this photo on the Urban Legends Reference Pages (snopes). Check under “Fauxtography”, there’s an item referring to “Dolly”, a large dog being given away to a good home. This photo is presumed to be a real one, with a small girl, a big (normal) Mastiff, and a slightly skewed perspective–the dog is a little more forward than the girl, making it seem a little larger. But check out her hand on its leg; that’s a big puppeh
Confirmation by snopes, you has it. good job Offelya! =D
nom nom nom schnack size hooman!
I iz still a puppeh
U shud see mai dad
Hagridpuppeh welcomes you to Hogwarts.
yew meem Dogwarts
hay, duz enywun nose enyting abowt dis goggeh? I’z seen dis pitcher afore, and cudnint beleeve it weren’t fotochopped. Wut breed is dat??
I not noez, but I seen un at the vee ee tee. It wuz evun moar big dan dis!
Ooh! I googel’d im – iz a mastiff, I tink!
French Bull Mastiff – Dogue de Bordeaux
Height: 23-30 inches (58-75cm)
Weight: 120-145 pounds (54.4-65.2kg)
French Bull mastiff aka Dogue de Bordeaux
Height: 23-30 inches (58-75cm)
Weight: 120-145 pounds (54.4-65.2kg)
Think turner and hooch – dey is some big doggies (numbers above are AVERAGES) not the size of a big male
Is pretty sure iz bull mastiff. Dats wun big goggie.
and one ikkle hooman ^^
It’s a Mastiff AKA an English Mastiff
Looks like a French Bull-Mastiff, they average up to 27″ at the shoulder and 130+ pounds. So a big male bull mastiff next to a little female human
French Bull Mastiff (think Turner and Hooch) – dey are some huge Goggies – 30″+ at shoulder and 130+lbs for boy type ones.
probably a Mastiff
Iz da Beast! Fo-ev-er, fo-ev-er…
Ahhhhhsss… i gets that sandlot refrens.
i’d hate to clean up after that doggeh.
you need a forklift or something.
OMG!!! ya tis a huge dog..:D i shall call his squishy and he will be my horse
me finkz u al rong. iz a souf african boerboel.
Is Boerboel fer sher. I seen dis goggie on a breeder’s website. He’s immense!
The shape of the head and his muscularity suggest a Bull Mastiff. While it could be a Dog de Bourdeaux, they tend to be more “jowly” with very smushed in muzzles. This is VERY large for either breed. We have an English Mastiff / Bull Mastiff mix that weighs in at around 240lb, and he doesn’t look anywhere near this broad. Just how tiny is this person or…does she know Photoshop?
Think its an english mastiff, from the size. there was a kid who had one near where i lived, funny to watch them walk. the leash was clearly just a formality, since there was no way the little girl was stopping him if he wanted to go somewhere.
Alexandra – Boerboel for sure. Seen dis goggie on a breeder’s website. He’s immense! They really do get that big, the pic’s not shopped.
The standard tile, like the ones by her feet, is only 6cm’s wide(for those not in the know, 6cm=2.3″) Assuming they are standard tiles, then the dogs paw is not even that wide & would make here a reely tiny person.
Am i the only one whos not as interested in the dog. The girl gets all my attention…
WTF! it could easily eat a chihuahua with one bite.
dont imagine the size of the stool after a well served meal !!!
i can’t help but imagine the size because you mentioned it! X3
Dis iz whut I alwayz emajun Da Howndz uv de Baskervill looks liek
IS A ENGLISH MASTIFF. <— period.
Trust me on dis one.
I no big enough to carry food home for dat wog. That grrl mus’ have BIG boyfend so WATCH OUT Koyaanisqatsi !!
Nope, it’s not an English Mastiff. *This* is an English Mastiff:
http://www.akc.org/breeds/mastiff/index.cfm
The Bullmastiff and the French Mastiff aka Dogue De Bordeaux (Hooch) are strikingly similar. The Bullmastiff is generally smaller, but Dolly has all the earmarkings of a Bullmastiff (except being oversized; the size makes it look more like a French Mastiff). The main feature that makes this one a Bullmastiff and not a French is the jowls; the FM’s face is much more wrinkly than Dolly’s decidedly Bullmastiff face.
http://www.akc.org/breeds/bullmastiff/index.cfm
http://www.akc.org/breeds/dogue_de_bordeaux/index.cfm
The South African Boerboel is in the Mastiff group… so you are all partially right =)
get in mah belly
hooman
does the dog come with a lifetime supply of mega mushrooms?
If it’s not fake then she definitely has freaklishly large fingers–disgusting!