mah botox
Oooo…. Winkly Goggie!

mah botox haz failed
his botox dint wurk sew well either.
picture: dunno source, via our loldog builder. lol caption:
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Oooo…. Winkly Goggie!

mah botox haz failed
his botox dint wurk sew well either.
picture: dunno source, via our loldog builder. lol caption:
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
No need to wurry, goggie — we gibs u de Joan Rivers-special facelift. Ur eyez will be on de back of ur hed, but all ur wrinkles will be gone! Dat meenz nobuddy can sneak up on u no more
Dat’s okey, puppeh– everyfing is byootaful in its own way!
Hugs hugs hugs hugs hugs. And kissies.
Oh, dat’s awright. U iz a pug, and teh more wrinkles teh bettr!! Iz to bad u waisted all dat $$$ on botox tho.
beesides, puggie puppeh, u can hyde speshul num chux in ur rinkles in case ninjas attack! always be prepared!!
Do you really want to look like Skeletor?
Skeletor = aka: Ann Coulter
Besides…puppeh does not need botox…botox is extremely lethal and dangerous toxin. Is not good for puppehs.
Grr…shall attempt again. It doesn’t like to post my things…bad programme.
**clears throat**
Skelator = Ann Coulter
Iz ok puppeh…you don’t need botox. Botox is extremely lethal toxin and is very dangerous.
Teh puggii puppiiz iz teh bootifurl wif there winkles, puppii, adn you is a perfick puggii. Ai will snorgle U adn shmoo U, 2.
But u iz still byootiful puppeh!
that is FUNNY wat al u gys said