I’z sik, pleez go git meh

I’z sik, pleez go git meh comics and popsickels
r u sur ur sik? oar iz it cuz u jus dont wantz 2 go 2 skool?
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I’z sik, pleez go git meh comics and popsickels
r u sur ur sik? oar iz it cuz u jus dont wantz 2 go 2 skool?
picture: dunno source, via our loldog builder. lol caption: herndon
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CCC heer wif CHRGs fur teh Aspoling heds frum kyootness! N awlso wif comix n popsikels fur teh sik goggie!
Awww! Feelz better sune, puppeh!
Mai Ma usta bringz me tea an tost when I wuz sik, and also whut she calld “sik toys” — culuring books an stuff lik thos weerd iron filings faces wif the magnet pen so yu cud make him a beerd. Whut.
Yes, we had those magnetic filing beard things, too. And the games where you used the magnet to drop little ball bearings into little holes to make pictures. And Etch-a-Sketches!
My mommy usta bring me the cutting board ‘n’ me tiny toy cars sose I cud play wid dem in bed.
Arnt moms jus the best? I haz to tak care uf myself now wen I’m sick, but she showd me haow. : )
U need sum chicken soup?