Halp! Iz peuking and laffing at same time!

I’m having a Don Ho moment… There it passed.

dis goggie is a mowntain of slober and yuck!

Awww… poor goggie. Peeples dont unnerstand himz. He haz sweet flappy floppy lipz… da bedder to kiss u wit mai deer. U just bees a widdle slobbry wen dun.

R U shure itz his mouf?

Please tell me that’s a mastiff.

Are you sure that’s a dog? I see folds, but no features . . . And that bubble looks like a primordial membrane . . .

Um…. where are his eyes?

Primordial membrane! Ha Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Dat is either a mastiff or a pit bull. Teh eyes are closed, so dey sort ob look like more wrinklies. He’s a sweetie.

Gross!