I waz gonna sleep in ur sneekors, but I figur, I’z alredy heer

“Thou callest me a dog before thou hast cause. But since I am a dog, beware my fangs.”

I gnu dat liberal arts degree wud come in handy someday

William Shakespup

writes plays in his sleep.

well-fed goggies only nom lolcats in fun

ai jus wanna kiss dose puppeh lipz. so kyuut!

Okay, I hate to spoil this, but as someone whose cat was killed by a dog, this isn’t funny.