Dese Goggies iz nowt compared to Grammar Dog. Just u wotch LOLcats!!

pfft, the fools. =O nvr to underestimate kitteh agin plzkthx.

Kitteh sai Nock Yoo Owt.

i wish i was as lucky as you and had 2 pups and 1 kitten!
i`v only 1 kitten and 1 hamster!

Kitteh: Mah werk heer iz done! *wipes paws together and moves on*

Dere dead Jim!

We wuld chaze kitteh, but we’s on union break

We wuld chaze kitteh but we iz on yoonion break

Goggies pwnd bi kitteh!

did I miss teh siesta call? how I miss a cat nap? dum uhgs beat me to sleep. maybe I meow ‘n wake em oop!

maybe kitteh farts mayde goggies cata…. dogatonic!

Kitteh: wacha doin gogies?

Goggie 1: shhhh, we are lisenin for China

Goggie 2: I tink i hear da oshun

Goggie 1: hmm, i tink mom jus uzed bafroom tho

Goggie 2: wayte! i heard a rikshaw

Goggie 1: imposibal, u don eben no what a rikshaw is!

Goggie 2: o ya? i saws it on aminal planet!

Luks liek we hav a wiep.

Didz we frgot solston?

No, goggies jus pretenin dat dey down an owt… but as soon as kittah proches toy in btwn dem, dey each grabz a kittah paw nad tayk kittah down!

hey, whatcha doin? sleepy doggyz snoozin’?

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