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who be barkin?
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I not usually do dis on furst date…
OMG u haz ze furst date wiz a cow
Cow finks u haz flavur!
awwww….
i has a new friend.
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Taste like chicken.
Taste laik hotdaug.
Growing up, I had a German Shepherd who was the quintessential gentle giant. He would gingerly take food from your mouth if offered. So, my brother and I would take slices of tongue and have them sticking out of our mouths like real tongues for the pooch to nibble on.
Reminds me of our Newfie, Weber. One summer day he spent the morning “rescuing” bantam chicks as their mother tossed them cruelly from the second-floor haymow, to the ground below. The chicks were so light they just fluttered down, unharmed (and it really was the only way for her to get them down); but Weber ever so gently picked up each one in his mouth (soaking it in dog slobber) and carried it up to the house, to give it to my mom. That hen hatched nearly twenty chicks. Weber was busy that day (not to mention mom carrying the chicks *back* to the barn)
Thank you for that story, Ophelia! : D
Newfie, hunh? Those chicks were lucky they didn’t drown.
Newfies have hearts like angels and mouths like Niagra Falls.
Yup, he definitely had a job to do!
Great story.
luk into mah eyes goggie, den gemme a salt lik!
I nao pranowse u dog an cow. U mai kees the dog.
Awwww…how udderly moo-ving!
in soviet russia, beef tastes you!
De Soviet Russia jokez…I never gets tired of dem
Me two. Is alweys a gud laff fer me!
I wonder if cow thinks dog has chocolate flavor?
Pfffft… that guy should BE so lucky to get a kiss from that cow-man.
Duh.
you gots somefing on ur chin. here, i getz it.
cow lick… ur doin it wrong
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