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In a word…why?
From a groomer……because we can.
groomers is lik pikaso? nao i no. speshel creatif groomed puppeh seeks speshal ladee friend for lowng walkies and desird atenshuns…
Bizarro poodle!
Oh my god, cube dog! The poor thing.
@ Joseph: Indeed. Very valid question…
cubist puppeh has lost original vision…
WooHoo! I finally gets a lolgoggie on here! (tries to look modest)
Excellent capshun, DB!
Fank u! Wuz so long since I sent it in, I figgered it didn’t make it
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I understand the groomers’ why.
What makes me say why is.. I mean, the doggeh matches the skirt. The woman should be slapped.
doan b such a sqwehr, goggie
Boy, dat Poodlol is in grate shape!
Um…why? That…poor…goggie……it’s going to need more than a goggie shrink!
Stella wonders why Princess keeps running away….
Is that a poodle or a BOX-er?
*fase-paw*
ha..box-er
owner= da debil
8-bit dawggy in a 32-bit werld…
oy… no lolspeek on this one… that poor dog. I almost have to wonder if he’s going to be comfortable when he lays down or if the corners are going to be bothersome?
Besides, what happens the first time he has a bad hair day??? They can’t stay square forever! Then what?
*muttering to myself about stupid people treating cute goggies like fashion accessories*
Why would the corners bother him? It’s fur…extra cushion. I’ve seen my dog sleep on his chewy bone, I doubt a floof of extra fur here and there would keep him up at night.
Tetris Dog tries to fit in
/waiting for the sphere dog
My fwend has! Is corgi! Tee, hee.
Call me a caretroll, I don’t care. This country (and most others) have hungry children, homeless people and dogs and the list goes on forever. This woman has too much time and money and WWWWAAAAYYYYYY too little brains.
What do hungry children have to do with square fur???
hungry childrens would like “fur square meals” a day?
(g,d&r)
OMG! Tis Pixellated Goggie!
Pixellated Goggie to da RESCUE! *theme song*
Poor goggie. He gotz 2 b hyewmilleatid.
Sum poodools lyk to mayk pritty shapes lyk squarrrs. Mah poodool feels happyr aftr groomin coz she noes she feelz byooootiful. Sqarrr poodool mite lyk bein squarr poodool.
Evry1 shud not b so harsh on skwarr poodool and skwarr poodools mummy. Poodools not lyk uthr goggies.
Dis is loldogs forum not poleetiks forum.
THAT, my friend, is just wrong.
It iz not!! Do u own a poodool? Onli pyoorbred poodool ownrz no wat reel poodools r lyk and dey lyk showin off! Ppl shood not b so harsh. I tink poodool lady wearin skurt to match goggie, not other wai around.
its completely wrong. they may like to show off, but showing off is acting out and looking good. that just loods stupid. and the dog looks miserable anyway
[...] u talkin abowt me? y fank u. i jus got mai hare done. [...]
I love it! “You thought you could rock n roll until you found out you were a square.”
That’s so cruel! That poor dog. Lols
Anyone consider this might be ’shopped? I highly doubt (unless plenty of hairspray was used) that the dogs fur would shape and stay like that, well trained groomer or not!! >_<
for future reference to anyone who chooses to look at this and make a ridiculous comment:
a) how could that HURT when a dog lays down, FUR IS PLIABLE IN CASE YOU WEREN’T AWARE. when dog lays down, fur flattens against body. DUH? should a schnauzer’s beard be chopped off in case he puts his head down? THE BEARD MIGHT BREAK HIS CHIN OMG.
b) cruelty is NOT getting your dog groomed. i groom dogs and the amount of matted dogs i’ve seen come through to do neglect and ignorance is disgusting. how is shaping the dog’s fur into ’sharp’ (flat) edges instead of round ones any different? newsflash, it’s not. it’s simply a style, just like any other dog’s groom.
i doubt it’s photoshopped; it’s simply a bored/creative groomer. THIS IS THE FURTHEST THING FROM INHUMANE. you people are all batshit insane that think this is wrong~*
Poor puddle… must be hard to be a toy.
it;s not usual for a white poodle to have black skin…………. or vice versa